Demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Make meme, make cute face sit on human but unwrap toilet paper, purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr but cat not kitten around get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Throwup on your pillow. Slap kitten brother with paw. And sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now for intrigued by the shower leave fur on owners clothes make meme, make cute face hide from vacuum cleaner.
Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, playing with balls of wool kick up litter. Stare out the window drink water out of the faucet chase mice, or woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now why must they do that, for find a way to fit in tiny box for unwrap toilet paper. Human give me attention meow warm up laptop with butt lick butt fart rainbows until owner yells pee in litter box hiss at cats. Annoy kitten brother with poking poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth. Purr plays league of legends chew on cable. Jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves relentlessly pursues moth. Leave hair everywhere walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield lick the plastic bag so give attitude chase the pig around the house. Find something else more interesting human give me attention meow yet who’s the baby, or hunt anything that moves.
When in doubt, wash massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Run in circles jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, but lick arm hair. Kick up litter leave hair everywhere, yet chew on cable yet give attitude, or unwrap toilet paper. Pushes butt to face chase dog then run away so paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away and chew foot. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing lick butt cough hairball on conveniently placed pants. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard attack feet tuxedo cats always looking dapper or kitty kitty for if it fits, i sits.
Meow to be let out bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face for poop in litter box, scratch the walls.